Submit an anonymous posting about your workplace wrongdoing and cleanse your soul of any cubicle chicanery. Just feel the sin evaporate from your fingertips as you recount in 100 words or less how you "borrowed" 31 boxes of binder clips or "supported" your cube farm friend's bid to move into the open office down the hall. Get it off your chest and give us all something to chuckle about in a guilty-by-association kind of way.

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no power!...guess we get to go home now!
I had a friend turn the power of our floor off so we could go home for the day. Hey, it 3 on Good Friday- lets call it a day :)


Bathroom Break
I'm almost two months pregnant so I am loving sleep right about now. I leave and go to the back stall and sleep an extra 30-45minutes after lunch...bad bad employee!


cube gallery
at my previous place of employment one of the neighboring cubes was abandoned ... after a bit of time elapsed with no new co-worker cubitation of the empty spot, i put together monthly 'gallery' exhibits comprised mostly of found-object installation that thematically tied into daily life at the office ... i now have mini-galleries installed in the darkgrey metal cabinets of my current cubical { easy to open + close, allowing for selective gallery hours that depend upon who i might anticipate stopping by for a visit }


Stinky Co-worker
We share a unisex bathroom in a VERY small office. Generally speaking, it's not a problem. Everyone is courteous & uses the exhaust fan, sprays air freshener, and leaves the fan on with the door shut after pooping. All except for one female co-worker, that is. She has extremely smelly bowels and she never even turns on the exhaust fan. No air freshener... NOTHING! Then, the stench seeps into the rest of the office and our nostrils pay the harsh penalty. My confession is that I'd like to poop under her desk to teach her a lesson about feces etiquette.


bored
so one time i had to stay late at the office and i hear like grunts and weird noises coming from the break room. i walk in side and see my neighbor and jannelle the copy lady getting it on next to the fridge i didn't go in there for weeks




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